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cool hair makes the man
I think there is no doubt that Dhoni has to be the indian captain. Firstly he is cool. Secondly he understands the game, Thirdly he attacks. Fourthly he isnt ganguly, tendulkar or dravid. fifthly He...
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Proboters – a definition
For newcomers to this site I will explain what a proboter is. A proboter is a PROfessional roBOT cricketER. Their king is, Michael Hussey. His minions include Jacques Kallis, Marvin Attapattu, Brad...
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Uncle J Rods session update – tea day 2
The middle session is best described in terms some of you may understand. By using a woman. It was the Rachel Weisz session for Australia. (for Sri Lanka it was more of a Tori Spelling session). Rachel...
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Hi Ho
I don’t know much about this Chamara Silva chap, but I like what I see. He is a cricketer. Tom Moody saw it straight away. In the first test against the Aussies he was the only batsman that dictated to...
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malinga vs predator
One over can sometimes show you everything you need to know about a test. Two overs can explain a series. Three overs can explain a generation. Four overs can explain the very meaning of life it self....
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Proboters – a definition (complete and uncut)
This is a remix of my proboters theory, thanks to Dinnie for encouraging it. Every cricket generation a new breed of cricketer evolves. Like the fish growing legs and apes having $ex for pleasure. The...
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Another red nut bites the dust
…Shaun Pollock has retired. Yawn. I checked my previous posts to see how many times he has been mentioned on cricket with balls. There was two, one was by Sime and it said “Old man Pollock (Shaun) was...
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I’m famous in New Zealand
…Perhaps famous is a strong word, but I was quoted on stuff.co.nz, in fact I don’t even care that I was quoted, the most important thing is the term proboters is taking over the world. Hopefully one...
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It’s ponting or india
There are two possible outcomes to this test match. Either Ponting plays the innings of his life and India lose. Or India get Ponting out and they win. There is no other player in the Australian...
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Probots are taking over y’all
Dale Steyn is now rated the best bowler in the world according to statisticians. Not mathematicians, that’s an important distinction. But as interesting as that is, the more interesting thing is the...
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